Springfield becomes the first city in the world to hold a presidential primary election.
Good humored as usual, the cartoonist Matt Goening has been introducing a pecculiar and lovelly new candidate in presidential elections. His name is Phalf Wiggum, son of the donut-scarfing Clance Wiggum, Chief of the Springfield Police Department. Check out Wiggum opinion on the issues.
Immigration – “Stranger danger!”Government Spending – “I only have this much moneys.”
Party Politics – “Everyone is invited to my party!”
Slogan – “I Dig the Wig”
Ethics – “I’m Ralph Wiggum and I’ve been a good
boy.”Political Appointments – Bart Simpson as the Secretary of Indian Burns and Lisa Simpson as his First Ladle
Foreign Relations – “When we’re mad we’ll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants.”
